Regrets, They've Had A Few
Celebrities are human, just like the rest of us—and occasionally they might say something without thinking it through. These are the most cringeworthy celebrity quotes.
Kate Moss
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Brooke Shields
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Gwyneth Paltrow
"I am who I am. I can´t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year."
Alicia Silverstone
On her role in Clueless: "I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Jennifer Hudson
"I'm prouder of my weight loss than my Oscar!"
David Beckham
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.”
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Kim Kardashian
"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
Justin Bieber
“I have a swagger coach that helps me and teaches me different swaggerific things to do… He has helped me with my style and just putting different pieces together and being able to layer and stuff like that.”
Britney Spears
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Kanye West
“I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I don’t like to think.”
Lena Dunham
“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
Karl Lagerfeld
While talking about Pippa Middleton, Lagerfeld said, "Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. She should only show her back."
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Charlie Sheen
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Nicole Richie
"I've just gone through so much in my life that pulling my top up just doesn't seem like that big of a deal."
Madonna
“I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.”
Cameron Diaz
“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey made a very strange video where he professed his love for Emmas Stone: "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids."
Christina Aguilera
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Kelly Osbourne
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"
Sarah Jessica Parker
"I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they´re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it."
Sylvester Stallone
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
Robert Downey Jr.
"I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, ´Why stop at one?´ I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platoon of monkeys. So that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around."
Shaquille O’Neal
A reporter asked O'Neal, “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
He responded with, “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
Dalai Lama
“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”
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Jaden Smith
“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
Sienna Miller
Commenting on cigarettes, she said, "I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."
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Paris Hilton
"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."
Kellie Pickler
"I thought Europe was a country."
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
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Craig T. Nelson
"I've been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."
Madonna
"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."
Carl Everett
"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
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