Laugh And Love
Weddings are some of the most special and memorable moments in people's lives—but who says they can't also be some of the funniest. For those couples with their tongues firmly implanted in their cheeks and a loving sarcastic streak—here are some great (possibly hysterically-inappropriate) song choices to surprise your guests—and, we can almost guarantee, get some laughs as well.
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together": Taylor Swift
First dance maybe?
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"Love Stinks": J Geils Band
If you really wanna go hard with this one, get the super angry Adam Sandler version from The Wedding Singer. Although, the OG J Geils Band version is also a great choice.
Marcel Antonisse, CC BY 4.0, Wikimedia Commons
"Wannabe": Spice Girls
You'll wannabe dancing with all your bridesmaids for the "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" part.
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"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover": Paul Simon
How about this one for the recessional? Just said "I do" and already getting suggestions on how to leave.
"Easy Lover": Phil Collins
Another sarcastic recessional track: "She will play around and leave you / Leave you and deceive you / Better forget it / Oh you'll regret it".
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"Don’t Cha": The Pussycat Dolls & Busta Rhymes
“Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?” This one works as a first dance, but maybe it's best use case would be as the bride-to-be walks down the aisle. You go girl!
"I’m Not The Only One": Sam Smith
The slow track is a perfect first dance—the lyrics on the other hand: "But when you call me baby / I know I'm not the only one". And speaking of not the only one...
"It Wasn't Me": Shaggy
This one could be wonderfully awkward for some of the more conservative guests at your wedding—do you dare?
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"Call Me Maybe": Carly Rae Jepsen
You didn't just meet and they already called—but still funny.
Andy Witchger, CC BY 2.0, Wikimedia Commons
"Don’t Marry Her": Beautiful South
Play this during the processional and see the reaction. If the groom can pretend to hear the song and act like he's having second thoughts...even better.
"Another One Bites The Dust": Queen
We think this one has the biggest laugh potential as either the recessional song or the grand entrance (when you enter the reception as newlyweds for the first time).
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"Highway To Hell": AC/DC
Recessional for sure!
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"It Must Have Been Love": Roxette
"It must have been love, but it's over now / It must have been good, but I lost it somehow".
"Bad Romance": Lady Gaga
Use it for the recessional, first dance, or even your exit song as you leave the ceremony walking to the car with the string and cans attached to the back fender (do people still do that?).
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"Let’s Get It On": Marvin Gaye
Exit song...obviously.
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"Love Shack": The B-52s
Another good one for sending the newlyweds off into the sunset.
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"Unfaithful": Rihanna
"Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful / And it kills him inside / To know that I am happy with some other guy".
"Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy)": Big & Rich
Throw a cowboy hat on the groom's head and say goodbye to the crowd with this one blasting over the speakers.
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"You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling": The Righteous Brothers
It happens....but hopefully not that fast.
"Marry You": Bruno Mars
We can see a sweet laugh if played during the processional.
"Nothing Lasts Forever": Echo & The Bunnymen
It takes a certain kind of sarcastic joy to play this one at any point during the ceremony. And in case this one is too subtle...
"D.I.V.O.R.C.E.": Tammy Wynette
Big L.A.U.G.H.S maybe?
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"I Don’t Love You": My Chemical Romance
Wonderfully inappropriate at any point during the celebrations.
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"Love Is A Battlefield": Pat Benatar
The grand entrance is a perfect spot for this track. Set the tongue-in-cheek tone right from the get go.
"I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For": U2
We're thinking grand entrance for the biggest laugh.
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"All I Do Is Win": DJ Khaled
Recessional of course. A good one for the grand entrance as well.
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"I'm Too Sexy": Right Said Fred
Play this for your processional as everyone struts down the aisle. If you have a cat that makes it even funnier.
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"Sexy And I Know It": LMFAO
In the same vain as "I'm Too Sexy" (without the cat).
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"Sharp Dressed Man": ZZ Top
Give the groom and his groomsmen their time in the spotlight with this ZZ Top classic.
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"Gold Digger": Kanye West
It's even funnier if one of the families is wealthy? Or maybe more awkward? What do you think?
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"Jailhouse Rock": Elvis Presley
Lean right into the old "ball and chain" metaphor.
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"All My Ex's Live In Texas": George Strait
This one gets more awkward (and possibly funnier) the closer the wedding ceremony is to the Lone Star State.
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"Dear Future Husband": Meghan Trainor
Works for the processional (prior to the vows). Or why not throw this one on during the bouquet toss?
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"I Hate Everything About You": Three Days Grace
A little dark—but if you're the kind of couple that can pull this one off, that's a good sign.
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"Bye, Bye, Bye": NSYNC
Too on-the-nose for the exit song? You decide.
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