Long Name That Tune
What's in a name? Well, when it comes to the names of these songs, what's in a name is a whole lotta words. It will take you longer to read some of these titles than listen to the actual song itself. Okay, that's not true—but they are lengthy. And if you think 10-20 word titles are long, just wait till you get to the ones over 50.
The Beatles (11 Words)
"Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except From Me and My Monkey"
Black Moth Super Rainbow & The Octopus Project (11 Words)
"It Hurts To Shoot Lasers From Your Fingers, But It's Necessary"
Quiet Sun (11 Words)
"Mummy was an Asteroid, Daddy was a Small Non-Stick Kitchen Utensil"
The Freshies (13 Words)
"I'm In Love With The Girl On A Certain Manchester Megastore Checkout Desk"
R.E.M. (14 Words)
"It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I feel Fine)"
Arctic Monkeys (14 Words)
"You Probably Couldn’t See for the Lights but You Were Staring Straight at Me"
Panic! At The Disco (14 Words)
"Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"
Mayday Parade (15 Words)
"If You Wanted A Song Written About You, All You Had to Do Was Ask"
PJ Harvey (15 Words)
"A Woman a Man Walked By/The Crow Knows Where All the Little Children Go"
The Charlatans (15 Words)
"I Never Want an Easy Life If Me and He Were Ever to Get There"
Pink Floyd (16 Words)
"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict"
The Supremes (16 Words)
"A Breath Taking, First Sight Soul Shaking, One Night Love Making, Next Day Heart Breaking Guy"
Bring Me The Horizon (16 Words)
"No Need for Introductions, I’ve Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors"
Fall Out Boy (18 Words)
"I’ve Got a Dark Alley and a Bad idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)"
Fall Out Boy (19 Words)
"I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Witten About Me"
The Flaming Lips (19 Words)
"My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion (The Inner Life as Blazing Shield of Defiance and Optimism as Celestial Spear of Action)"
Sufjan Stevens (20 Words)
"Out of Egypt, into the Great laugh of Mankind, and I Shake the Dirt from my Sandals as I Run"
Type O Negative (20 Words)
"The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa"
The Paper Chase (20 Words)
"Delivered in a Firm Unyielding Way Lingering for Just a Bit Too Long to Communicate the Message “I Own You”"
Fred Astaire And Jane Powell (21 Words)
"How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When you Know I’ve Been a Liar All My Life"
We Are Only Human Once (21 Words)
"Two Lovers Danced in a Field of Withered Roots Until Their Heads Sprouted Sunflowers and They Became One With Each Other"
Mayday Parade (22 Words)
"You Be the Anchor that Keeps My Feet on the Ground, I’ll Be the Wings That Keep Your Heart in the Clouds"
OOIOO (22 Words)
"Walk for 345 minutes, while saying Ah Yeah! with a Mountain Book in one hand, until a shower of light pours down"
Prince (25 Words)
"17 Days (the rain will come down, then U will have 2 choose. If U believe look 2 the dawn and U shall never lose"
Death Grips (26 Words)
"You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat"
Hoagy Carmichael (26 Words)
"…I'm A Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with My Honolulu Mama Doin' Those Beat-O, Beat-O, Flat-On-My-Seat-O, Hirohito Blues"
Sufjan Stevens (28 Words)
"To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves Tube Socks, a Paper Airplane, and Twenty-Two Able-Bodied Men"
Faces (28 Words)
"You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)"
Daestro (29 Words)
"Daniel Johnston Was Stabbed In The Heart With The Moondagger By The King Of Darkness And His Ghost Is Writing This Song As A Warning To All Of Us"
Calm (29 Words)
"Silk Wrapped Hands In A Masquerade Even When Things Are Picture Blue I Keep It Under My Pillow Now Just In Case Theres Nothing Left To Do Outrun Myself"
Giraffes? Giraffes! (31 Words)
"…and Then She Look’d Down and Saw Miniature Houses and Miniature People and Inside the Miniature People Were Miniature Hearts Pumping Blood Through Miniature Veins (Her Mouth Was Watery and Wet)"
The Chariot (38 Words)
"Someday, in the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What it is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out it Was Not Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me".
Rednex (51 Words)
"The Sad But True Story of Ray Mingus, the Lumberjack of Bulk Rock City, and His never Slacking Strive to Exploit the So Far Undiscovered Areas of the Intention to Boldly Intercourse from the Other Species of His Kind, During Intake of all Mental Conditions that Could be Derived from Fermentation"
Sufjan Stevens (53 Words)
"The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"
Christine Lavin (100 Words)
"Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me at 11.00 on a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You’re Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I Wasn’t Able to Leave Town, I’m Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn’t Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years I Don’t’ Like Surprises!! Subtitled: A Musical Apology"